The Bargain
It was a
fascinating idea on the part of writer Ian Curteis to dramatise a meeting
between a devil and a saint.
The devil in question
is publishing magnate Robert Maxwell – demonised fro all time for stripping the
Daily Mirror’s pension fund – and the saint is the tough little nun, Mother
Teresa of
The playwright has
taken the facts of their meeting in
The result is The
Bargain, which opened at the Theatre Royal this week before heading off to
It stars Michael
Pennington as Robert Maxwell and Anna Calder-Marshall as Mother Teresa with
Susan Hampshire as Sister, M Mother Teresa’s fixer and financial wizard, and
Jonathan Coy as Side Kick, Maxwell’s gopher.
In many ways the
play is nicely balanced, as the two protagonists skirt around each other,
sniffing out each other’s weaknesses in a bid to further their own aims.
Their encounters
establish similar poverty-stricken backgrounds – she was an Albanian subject to
the pogroms of that country, he was a Jew whose parents died in
Anna
Calder-Marshall is absolutely superb in the role of Mother Teresa, convincing
in both her wiliness and in her determination to get what she wants at all
costs to help the poor.
The Bargain is also
quite funny in places. When Maxwell taunts her about the lack of proper
accounts for all the billions that she has received, and asks where all the
money has gone, she says: “When anyone asks I say I gave it to the poor and
they go away.”
“Is she tougher
that I am?” he asks himself. The answer is probably yes, for despite Maxwell’s
attempts to blackmail her into accepting a dodgy deal in return for money, she
holds out. “You have not yet heard my price,” she tells him constantly.
Without giving the
ending away, the pair shamelessly exploit each other’s weaknesses and
ultimately arrive at a mutually acceptable, if barely legal, deal.
While good dramatic
tension is established between these strange bedfellows, there are occasional
lapses where it falls flat – although with another week to run the play has
time enough to pick up pace.
Michael Pennington
is a good, if slightly pantomime villain version of Maxwell and Jonathan Coy is
a credible put-upon Side Kick.
But I found it hard
to accept Susan Hampshire as Sister – she was just so, well, Susan Hampshire
and I half expected Archie to appear at and moment and ask, in a Scottish accent,
why she was pretending to be a nun.
The
Times,
On the face of it,
the meeting that Ian Curteis recreates in The Bargain could belong in a game of
Consequences. You know the sort of thing: Mae West met Lord Reith in a
children’s playground, or Trinny and Susannah met Galileo in a
But Robert Maxwell
did meet Mother Teresa in
It’s a worrying
genre because you can’t know where the truth ends and imagination begins. But,
as Helen Mirren proved, it can produce excellent acting. And Michael
Pennington, not the most obviously assertive or stoutest of actors, is a
splendid Maxwell. Tummy protruding from his preposterous red braces or blue
suit, hair glistening above his funereal eyebrows, feet tripping with
incongruous lightness round his posh pad, his mouth gorging caviar as he orders
the sidekick her calls Sidekick to inform Teresa of his plain tastes, he
scowls, bullies, manoeuvres, manipulates, yet subtly signals a vulnerability
inside.
Mary you, there’s
something psychologically pat in Curteis’s suggestion that Maxwell is still the
insecure infant who never got over the Nazis’ murder of his parents. There’s
also something a bit obvious in his handling of the central encounter. Anna
Calder-Marshall’s tiny, forceful Teresa can’t pass a beggar without offering
aid; Maxwell, who remembers poverty, hates and despises the poor. He exudes
cynicism; she stands for love. He’s worldly; she’s worldly-wise. He’s tough; she’s tougher. And so on.
Will he persuade
her to lend her name to a World Encyclopaedia of Religion that’s actually a
cover for money laundering? Will he reward her by getting Mirror readers to
finance her work in
Since Teresa has
brought along a fellow nun, played by Susan Hampshire, and she’s and economic
whiz who sees through Maxwell’s schemes, his threats seem as empty as his
ruses. But, like the favour she wants from him yet refuses to explain until the
end, they bring some plot and conflict to what could become a verbally leaden
joust between God and Mammon.
I’d have liked some
more oddity, quirkiness and sheer unpredictability in a play whose main
characters invite such treatment. Still, we do hear Calder-Marshall wonder if
the Albert Memorial couldn’t be transformed into a refuge for the homeless. We
do see Pennington’s mouth arc in a rictus of dismay at Gregorian chant. That’s
fun.
The
British Theatre Guide,
On
Anna Calder-Marshall
is a triumph as Mother Teresa. She is utterly comfortable in the assumed
physicality of the diminutive woman, and captures her complex charisma: her
absolute humility as well as what Curteis calls her “steel within”. And seeing
Mother Teresa doing a Margaret Thatcher impersonation is a gem of a moment that
will net easily be forgotten. When Maxwell unleashes the merciless force of the
Daily Mirror investigators, and in doing so uncovers Mother Teresa’s private
struggle with a vulnerable faith, Calder-Marshall is heart-breaking. The towering
strength of character and awesome humanity of Mother Teresa are her done
justice in a magnificent performance, which goes far beyond a surface-deep
impersonation.
Likewise,
Michael Pennington’s Maxwell.
Again, this is an awesome physical transformation. Pennington has all of
Maxwell’s light-footed vastness, both physically and emotionally. He begins
with all the self-interested balshiness he was renowned for:
“Well it’s crap! That
I should ponce around being photographed with the stifling poor”; but is
instantly disarmed by Mother Teresa, “Why aren’t you frightened of me?” Pennington
portrays the look and feel of the man beautifully, with all his charisma and
command, but allows his humanity and vulnerability to be brought to the surface
in a poignant final scene.
Jonathan Coy gives
the strongest performance of the night. Without any of the obvious ‘pull’ of
the two leads, Coy plays ‘Sidekick’, Maxwell’s (fictitious) much-abused PA. He brings
an understated, quiet complexity to the character, revealing little by little
his affection for the man, in spite of frequently falling victim to Maxwell’s
puerile temper tantrums. Years of self-effacing service have become a way of
life for him: he rarely gets home, often sleeping on Maxwell’s sofa, and has
all but lost his identity – even his own wife, he says, has taken to calling
him ‘Sidekick’. That Mother Teresa thanks him for eventually conceding to tell
her his real name id telling; as is his later indignation and sense of betrayal
that ‘Sister’ (Mother Teresa’s assistant and whizzy, brandy-drinking, financial
advisor, entertainingly played by Susan Hampshire) calls him by name. It was a
confidence he had not expected Mother Teresa to break. He has learned to
function in this role much as any nun in Mother Teresa’s order: by subjugating
his own needs so that he can continue to serve. His devotion may have been to a
multi-millionaire, rather than to God and the poor, but he has latched on to
Maxwell’s vulnerability none the less. It is an outstanding performance.
The
Stage,
What with recent
dramatisations of the likes of Nixon/Frost interviews, reality theatre is
becoming as prevalent as reality television. Now into the mix comes the bizarre
1988
Maxwell later
proved to be an embezzler on a massive scale. However, the one pot of money he
didn’t raid was the provision he make for the work of the good Mother. Just why
is explained in this intriguing account of the clash of the two diverse
personalities, but also of common characteristics, not least their ruthless
negotiating skills. There is an intellectual slant to all this, with Curteis
exploring the impact on Maxwell of his parents’ death in the Nazi gas chambers
and Mother Teresa’s own lifelong crisis of faith. This is leavened, however,
with lighter moments, mainly at Maxwell’s expense, but also including a couple
of splendid Margaret Thatcher jokes.
Portraying real
larger-than-life characters is always a challenge. Anna Calder-Marshall gives
quite a remarkable performance here, catching Mother Teresa’s physical frailty
and inner strength to perfection. Michael Pennington battles against some awful
make-up to reveal Maxwell’s vulnerability as well as his bombast. They are
supported impressively by Susan Hampshire as Mother Teresa’s worldly-wise
assistant and Jonathan Coy as Maxwell’s downtrodden sidekick, with rather
greater affection for his boss than subsequent events showed he deserved.
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